Emma / 18 / Nova Scotia, Canada / emo trash Asexual Pride

(Source: sandandglass)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

kids0ftheblackhole:

grumpylovely:

kids0ftheblackhole:

jaredtheford:

kids0ftheblackhole:

jaredtheford:

kids0ftheblackhole:

I’m listening to Cargo Cult and it just feels weird because I keep forgetting I’m friends with this band??

Yeah, I heard the members…

NO SHE ISNT

iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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it’s really good to have friends that can cheer you up at anytime. I kinda forgot what that felt like and now I’m gonna go to sleep happy yay

eoop:

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

rumpelstiltskln:

Tiara and Austin learn how funny numbers can be

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names